EDDIE MATHENEY BORN 1954- DIED 2043

MY OBITUARY,  I have to write it for my creative writing class, it's weird isn't it? but I think it might be fun.  i've always for some reason wanted to live to the age of 88, I don't know why 88 but i've always thought that would be a good age to go. I quess my thinking is that I don't wanna be to old where I can't take care of myself. also I might end up like I am now by myself which might be scary I don't know. so I have to do this, i've been thinking how i'm gonna write my ending, one thing about it I know what my life has been like up until this point. so how do I end my life? do I hit the lottery? find the love of my life and grow old with her? get that talk show i've always wanted and become the next RUSH LIMBAUGH?  or do I die broke, lonely and homeless, and addict who relapses and they find me in some dingy, cheap motel room?  its something to think about.